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1. About Us
2. Payment Methods
3. How to Order
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5. Wholesale Orders
6. T-Shirt Info
7. Printing Info
8. Returns
9. FAQ
10. Contact Us


Welcome to 313 merch. We print the Most Unique, High Quality, Offensive Funny T-Shirts and Merchandise On the Web! Our Vintage T-shirt line is "Silky Soft" to the touch and unique to the fact that they are indestructible and will not fade, crack or peel this is because our images are dyed into the fabric of the shirts which lasts like a tattoo under the skin simply meaning for life!

If you own a store we can offer you great deals on bulk orders of t-shirts and stickers. For wholesale information please contact us here.

So take a look around, have a laugh, and buy a few t-shirts. You will not be disappointed because no one else sells such a High Quality Novelty T-Shirt
like 313 merch. Enjoy the
most comfortable shirt you will ever wear!


Our site is currently operated as a Paypal merchant site. We also except credit card phone orders Monday-Friday 9am-5pm PST. Call us 310 982-6740

PAYPAL ACCEPTS Visa, Mastercard, Discover and American Express.

You do not need to be a Paypal member to pay using your credit card, although it’s free and easy if you do if you want to sign up. You can bypass the Paypal sign up process as you are going thru the check-out process by clicking on the button that says, “If you do not currently have a PayPal account, click here," which will take you thru check-out.

Is Paypal safe and secure you ask? Yes. Paypal utilizes the world's most advanced proprietary fraud prevention systems to create the safest and most secure on-line transaction system. PayPal which is located in San Jose, California has quickly become a global leader in online payment solutions with 50 million account members worldwide.
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We only accept Cashiers Checks and Money Orders if you can not make a online purchase. Just download, print and fill out this order form here and send to:

313 Merchandise
P.O. BOX 2313
San Pedro, CA 90731 USA

Make Money Orders Payable to 313 Merchandise


We do keep a small stock but most orders are print/made to order. We currently offer three methods of ordering. Online Credit Card, Phone Orders and Snail Mail Orders. To order by phone/credit card call 888-490-0035 9am-5pm PST Monday-Friday. We also offer catalogs for $2 click on catalog to purchase one.

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We ship to anywhere in the U.S. USPS Standard Domestic for $4.95 USD. We offer Priority Shipping also for $5.95. International Standard Shipping is $12.95 for standard international, $27.95 for Priority Internationa. We print to order only printing and shipping usually takes 3-5 business days for all orders in the US and and 1-2 weeks to International destinations. All Domestic Orders of $50 or more ship for Free!! Packages in the U.S. are sent via the U.S. Postal Service First Class Mail multiple shirt orders are shipped USPS Priority. Please make sure you can receive mail from the Post Office at the address you supply. We are unable to grant requests to send our packages via UPS or Fed Ex, even if you want to use your own account.
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We do offer rush shipping. Orders that are placed this week are collected and printed the same week and sometimes the very same day they are received. If you want to request rush shipping please note us in a email and we will Invoice you for this service but keep in mind that we do not keep inventory and only print
to order.


United States
British Virgin Islands
Cayman Islands
Costa Rica
Czech Republic
El Salvador
Faroe Islands
Great Britain
Hong Kong
New Zealand
United Kingdom

This list is based off of PAYPAL countries please email us if your country is not on the list chances are we do ship to your country.

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313 Merchandise offers discounted wholesale volume pricing to retailers.
Our minimums are low and our turn around is quick. Email us at or contact us here for more information. We also have
full color brochures for $2 click catalog to order.

Current Buyers Include:

- Music/Record Stores
- Smoke Shops
- T-Shirt & Poster Shops
- Skater Shops
- Novelty Gift Stores
- Medical Marihuana Collectives

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Our Popular Vintage Wash line are a Lightweight Ringspun Blend that is super silky soft to the touch. We print on the very best quality tees and do not print on cheap Gildan "Box Style" T-Shirts. Our Black line of tees are of higher weight than our vintage line and are not dye sublimated print.

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If you are unhappy with your clothing because of a wrong size, bad mis-print or damaged merchandise (holes) please email us explaining your problem. We will consider a refund after returning your purchase back to us immediately un washed and deoderant free within 10 business days after receiving your item.
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What is "So Unique"l about your t-shirts compared to other companies?

Well to start when you touch our designs on our vintage or performance line you will not feel any ink on the t shirt. Thats because we dye the design into the fibers which is like a tattoo under the skin meaning for life will not fade, wash out crack or peel away. Our tees are of the "Hand Made" one of a kind finest quality and can kick the ass of any of those Gay Affliction or Ed HardyT Shirts you see at the mall for $80+

Why can't I find your t-shirts in HOT TOPIC?

Well you will not find us in HOT TOPIC because HOT TOPIC sell SAFE commercial shirts. WE ARE NOT SAFE. Now on the other hand ask at your local cool clothing boutique for 313. Recomend us to your local t shirt store if they place an order you will make a commission! Hell maybe you are a salesman and can hussle our t shirts? if so contact us for a job today!

What Kind of T-Shirts are these?

Our Most Popular Vintage line is a Cotton/Poly Blend that is very silky soft to the touch. Our customers always comment on how great they feel when they touch them! The cut is slightly forming on the mens and more so with the girls . Our basic white and Ringers are ringspun poly blend with moisture wicking performance protection which are popular in sports. Our Black Tees are 5.6- 6.1 OZ 100% cotton.

What is Dye Sublimation?

Sublimation inks and printing are specially formulated for photographic quality images that surpass high end silk screening and rival offset press results. To understand sublimation inks, lets first discuss the meaning of sublimation.

Sublimation describes the process of a solid substance changing directly into a gas or vapor, without first passing through the intermediary liquid state. An a example of this which is most recognizable is "dry ice".

In the printing world the term "sublimation" is used to describe heat-activated inks that change into gas when heated and have the ability to bond with polyester or acrylic surfces.Sublimated images are extremely washable, and scratch resistant because the image is protected within the surface. Just like a tattoo is under the skin!

Can I custom order a t-shirt ?

Yes we can create any tshirt you would like just contact us and we can help you with your ideas

How long does it take to print and ship my order?

We print most of our tees as ordered and we keep a small stock.
All orders are printed the week they are received and shipped as soon as humanly possible USPS 1st Class and USPS PRIORITY MAIL on orders of 3 or more t shirts. Sublimation shirts are printed to order and can take up to 7 business days to ship.

Why are sublimated t-shirts more expensive?

Sublimation shirts are made from a special polyester/cotton blend the polyester is on the outside which is the only material that sublimation
inks can adhere to.The inside is cotton. these shirts cost twice as much as a 100% cotton t shirt

Do sublimation designs print on black t-shirts?

Unfortuanately no, sublimation ink does not work on opaque dark fabrics. We do carry ash, grey, sand and sky blue which is the darkest t-shirt colors that work on some designs.


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