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1. About Us
2. Payment Methods
3. Orders
4. Shipping Info
5. Wholesale Orders
6. T-Shirt Info
7. Printing Info
8. Returns
9. FAQ
10. Contact Us

THE STORY :

Welcome to 313 merch. We print the most Unique, High Quality, Offensive Funny T-Shirts and Merchandise on the web! Our Sublimation t-shirt line is unique to the fact that they are indestructible and will not fade, crack or peel this is because our images are dyed into the fabric of the shirts which lasts like a tattoo under the skin simply meaning for life!

We strive to make the best products possible and our customer service is #1. We actually care more about making a quality t-shirt than a fast buck. But a "Few dollars for our efforts would be nice". If you own a store we can offer you great deals on bulk orders. For wholesale information please contact us here.

313 t-shirts are worn by bands, fans, stage hands, punks, drunks, losers, and bruisers. Porn stars, ex cons, garbage eaters, bottom feeders or anyone else who has the balls to make a statement. Our shirts will definitely draw
you some attention from strangers, which will easily start a conversation or maybe even a fight? Caution Wear at Your Own Risk!

So take a look around, have a laugh, and buy a few t-shirts. You will not be disappointed because no one else sells such a High Quality Novelty T-Shirt
like 313 merch. Enjoy!

THE 313 CREW HARD AT WORK
All of our 100% cotton t shirts are "hand picked"
to insure the highest quality.

OUR HEAD SEAMSTRESS
All of our merchandise is handmade at a "low labor cost"
in our factory in Tijuana.



PAYMENT METHODS:
VISA  MASTERCARD  AMERICAN EXPRESS  DISCOVER  PAYPAL

Our site is currently operated as a Paypal merchant site. We will be upgrading to Phone Orders in the upcoming future so keep looking details soon.

PAYPAL ACCEPTS Visa, Mastercard, Discover and American Express.

You do not need to be a Paypal member to pay using your credit card, although it’s free and easy if you do if you want to sign up. You can bypass the Paypal sign up process as you are going thru the check-out process by clicking on the button that says, “If you do not currently have a PayPal account, click here," which will take you thru check-out.

Is Paypal safe and secure you ask? Yes. Paypal utilizes the world's most advanced proprietary fraud prevention systems to create the safest and most secure on-line transaction system. PayPal which is located in San Jose, California has quickly become a global leader in online payment solutions with 50 million account members worldwide.
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MAIL ORDERS:

We only accept Cashiers Checks and Money Orders if you can not make a online purchase. Just download, print and fill out this order form here and send to:

313 Merchandise
P.O. BOX 2313
San Pedro, CA 90731 USA


Make Money Orders Payable to 313 Merchandise


ORDERS:

We do keep a small stock but most orders are print/made to order. We currently offer two methods of ordering Online Credit Card purchases and Money Orders. Phone orders will be coming in the near future stay tuned for more! We also offer catalogs for $2 click on catalog to purchase one.


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SHIPPING INFO:

We ship to anywhere in the U.S. and many countries Internationally for $3.13 USD. Shipping takes 7-15 business days for all orders in the US and an additional 7-10 business days to International destinations. Packages in the U.S. are sent via the U.S. Postal Service First Class Mail multiple shirt orders are shipped USPS Priority. Please make sure you can receive mail from the Post Office at the address you supply. We are unable to grant requests to send our packages via UPS or Fed Ex, even if you want to use your own account.
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RUSH SHIPPING:

We do offer rush shipping. Orders that are placed this week are collected and printed the same week and sometimes the very same day they are received. If you want to request rush shipping please note us in a email and we will Invoice you for this service but keep in mind that we do not keep inventory and only print
to order.

COUNTRIES WE CURRENTLY SHIP TO:

United States
Antarctica
Argentina
Aruba
Australia
Austria
Bahamas
Barbados
Belarus
Belgium
Belize
Bermuda
Brazil
British Virgin Islands
Canada
Cayman Islands
China
Czech Republic
Denmark
Estonia
Faroe Islands
Finland
France
Germany
Gibraltar
Great Britain
Greece
Hong Kong
Hungary
Iceland
India
Ireland
Israel
Italy
Jamaica
Japan
Mexico
Netherlands
New Zealand
Norway
Poland
Portugal
Samoa
Spain
Sweden
Switzerland
Turkey
United Kingdom


This is a complete, current, and accurate list. If your country is not listed, we do not offer shipping to your country.

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WHOLESALE ORDERS:

313 Merchandise offers discounted wholesale volume pricing to retailers.
Our minimums are low and our turn around is quick. Email us at wholesale@313merch.com or contact us here for more information. We also have
full color catalogs for $2 click catalog to order.


Current Buyers Include:

- Music/Record Stores
- Smoke Shops
- T-Shirt & Poster Shops
- Skater Shops
- Novelty Gift Stores

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White and Black Ringer T Shirts Sky Navy Ringer T Shirts Sand Java Ringer T Shirt

T-SHIRT INFO:

313 Merch uses the Highest Quality Brand T Shirts. Our Sublimated designs are printed on Anvil Dri-Release, Vapor Apparel and Moisture Wicking T- Shirts. Our Silk Screened images our printed on 6.1 oz. ANVIL Heavy Weight 100% Cotton T-Shirts. Click here to read why our t-shirts are the coolest on the web!.

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VAPOR APPAREL RINGERS

The Ringer -White/Black or White/Red
Adult Sizes

S, M, L, XL, XXL, XXXL

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Cool Sublimation T Shirts
Basic T-Shirts
VAPOR APPAREL

Look and feel like cotton T’s, but made of ring-spun performance polyester engineered with Intera Yarn. The fabric is featuring built-in superior moisture management, temperature control, anti-bacterial and anti-odour properties; it regulates body temperatures and keeps the skin dry, acting as a base layer, even during extreme conditions.

Available in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL



Anvil Dri-Release T-Shirts

 



Anvil 97

85/15 Dri-Release Tee
85% polyester/ 15% cotton heavy-weight jersey, 5.6 oz. Dri-Release and Fresh Guard®. Patented micro blend of natural and synthetic fibers.
-Cool Feeling Great For The Summer
-Dries four times faster than cotton.
-Finish won't wash out.
-No static cling.
Tag less label, double needle neck, sleeves and bottom hem, taped shoulder-to-shoulder

S, M, L, XL, 2X, 3X
Neutral: White
Colors: Heather Grey

ACU Moisture Wicking T-Shirt


ACU Moisture Wicking T-Shirt

313 Merchandise has the ACU Moisture Wicking T-Shirt in stock and ready to ship. The new Army Combat T-Shirt is constructed using new "Hydrowick" material, 5.5oz Mirada Air Jet polyester. The ACU T-shirts are made to wick moisture away from the body while allowing cooling air to pass through. Order a 313 Design on a Moisture Wicking T-Shirt from 313 Merchandise Today!

Features

  • Genuine Military Issue
  • Made in the USA
  • Desert Sand
  • Army Brown (Large Only)
  • Available Sizes M, L, XL, 2XL

 


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OUR T-SHIRT PRINTING INFO:

313 Merchandise prints with High Quality Dye Sublimation and Silk Screen Inks.
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RETURNS:

If you are unhappy with your clothing please email us explaining your problem. We will consider a refund after returning your purchase back to us immediately un washed and deoderant free within 10 business days after receiving your item. Otherwise you can return for full credit on another item for exchange.
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS:

What is Dye Sublimation?

Sublimation inks and printing are specially formulated for photographic quality images that surpass high end silk screening and rival offset press results. To understand sublimation inks, lets first discuss the meaning of sublimation.

Sublimation describes the process of a solid substance changing directly into a gas or vapor, without first passing through the intermediary liquid state. An a example of this which is most recognizable is "dry ice".

In the printing world the term "sublimation" is used to describe heat-activated inks that change into gas when heated and have the ability to bond with polyester or acrylic surfces.Sublimated images are extremely washable, and scratch resistant because the image is protected within the surface. Just like a tattoo is under the skin!

Can I custom order a t-shirt ?

Yes we can create any tshirt you would like just contact us and we can help you with your ideas custom@313merch.com

How long does it take to print and ship my order?

We print most of our tees as ordered and we keep a small stock.
All orders are printed the week they are received and shipped as soon as humanly possible USPS 1st Class and USPS PRIORITY MAIL on orders of 3 or more t shirts. Sublimation shirts are printed to order and can take up to 7 business days to ship.

Why are sublimated t-shirts more expensive?

Sublimation shirts are made from a special polyester/cotton blend the polyester is on the outside which is the only material that sublimation
inks can adhere to.The inside is cotton. these shirts cost twice as much as a 100% cotton t shirt

Do sublimation designs print on black t-shirts?

Unfortuanately no, sublimation ink does not work on opaque dark fabrics. We do carry ash, grey, sand and sky blue which is the darkest t-shirt colors that work on some designs.

 

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CONTACT US:


You can reach us at the following email address:

General information, suggestions: info@313merch.com
Questions about orders: orders@313merch.com
Wholesale Questions: wholesale@313merch.com
Custom orders: custom@313merch.com

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